( Trying my writing skills for the 1st time... so if you really wish to read, then only read !!! and All kinda comments welcome anytime :-) )
A veryyy funny incident happened today between me and my close friend !!!
One of my close friends called me today with lot of excitement....
After regular hi....hello...how r u... talk, conversation turned like this -
Vrush : (veryyyy excitedly) You know, I have got a marriage proposal for u... He is my brothers ----'s -----'s -----'s friend....
Me : (Ufff.. ab tu hi bachi thi) Okkk
Vrush : Guy is of same caste as u...
Me : Okkkk (First and Most imp criteria of arranged marriages satisfied !!!)
Vrush : Very intelligent... B.E.....blah...blah....blah...
Me : Ok.. whats his name?
Vrush : ABC XYZ
Me : Whatttttttttt??? I know him very well.... We are friends!!! Buttt...
Vrush : (Now much much more excited than before after listening this) Wowwww... U know him... Thats so gr8888...
Me : Buttttt... Soon tho... He......
Vrush : No if no but... Ab tho koi problem hi nahi hai... You should aproach him yaar !!!
(Ek baar gadi shuru tho shuru..Rukneka naam hi nahi... Muze bolneka 1 mauka tho de meri Maaa..No wonder she is my Friend !!! :D )
Me : But Vrush, he is my Rakhi Brother.. I tie Rakhi to him !!! (Me Laughing now... hahahahaa hahahaaaa :D )
Vrush : (Veryy disppointed and angry and shocked) Whatttt??? You tie Rakhi to him?
Me : Yes !!! (hahahahaa hahahaaaa)
Vrush : You idiot...stupid.....dumb girl... XXXXX... XXXX.... XXXXX (Aur bahotttt sari galiyan.. of course girlish)
Me : Couldnt stop laughing......hahahaaaa
Vrush : How can you tie Rakhi to him?
Me : (Now What kind of question is that!!) How Matlab?
Vrush : Stupidddd, how can you tie rakhi to such a handsome, intelligent Guy Who is of your caste?
Me : (Really trying to think now... is the qstn really correct and i m really dumb ... not to find any answer!!! or the qstn is really silly !!! What did I think before tieing him a rakhi? Forget me.. What do other girls think before making sumone a rakhi brother?? Same caste ke ladke ko rakhi bandhana gunah hai kya? Ohh God... I realy dont know.. Never thought so.... M i realy dumb? No no... Vrush is mad and the qstn is silly... hushhhh.. M Happy with my theory :-) )
Vrush : (again.. Loudly) Howwww???? You hv a brother naaaa !!! then Y did you tie Rakhi to him?
ME : (Controlling my laugh) I hv a brother But he doesn't hv a sister..
Vrush : Aaah.. Duniya me lakho ladke hai jinko behen nahi hai... sabko Rakhi bandhati firegi kya... Aur woh itna suitable match hai tereliye aur Tune use hi Rakhi bandhi...
Me : Hahahaaaaa....
Vrush : Usne kaha tha tuze Rakhi bandhneko?
Me : No... We were in chennai and ......
Vrush : Laga hi tha muze.. tune khud se hi bandhi hogi use... Idiot.. stupid....Thoda sochna tho chahiye tha Rakhi bandhne se pehle... I cant belive YOU ARE MY FRIEND !!!
Me : (Now what does that mean? Is she master in all this stuff??? Ufffffff.... Yeh Vrush bhi na.... bas 1 ladke ke liye hamari Frienship pe doubt kar rahi hai !!! Its toooo much now.... How should I explain her why do we tie Rakhi... Y I made him a Rakhi BROTHER !!! I dont hv any answers!!! How would I know 3 years back, that after 3 years this stupid girl is going to bring his profile to me for my marriage and is going to curse me for this... Even If I knew, I just cant think about evry guy from my Marriage Proposal perspective from DAY 1 !!! Socha samza pyar..Planned love... Is it really possible? Forget it... I am right and Vrush has gone mad and Most imp I M NOT DUMB!!! Happy Again with my logic :-) )
Vrush : Ek Tu hi bas aise galti kar sakti hai !! Be smart yaar...
Me : ( Maine aisi kya galti ki???? )
Vrush : Next time Think before you tie Rakhi to sumone !!!
Me : Ok Madam !!!! (Chal ab tuze kaun samzaungi... Maan liya meri Maaa.. Ab basss kar !!!! )
